o U’re like a toilet. U’r either free,
Taken unavailable, engaged, out of order, taking the piss,
Or just fuul of shit!!




o Berikut ini 3 ciri2 monyet pemarah :
1. Suka baca SMS
2. Marah2 stlh baca SMS
3. Siap2 balas SMS
Klo gak bls artinya monyet itu pemalas.




o Doa Org GiLa
Yaa Aayu Azhaarii
Waa akbaar suusumu
Wabiqqinnaf suuku
Wabirrahi
Wabilladiqassi
Waqqan quraabbaa
Waqqan qurraasyaa
Wanikmataan
Manattahaan
Semaalaamaan………..




o Nih, gw kirimin VCD Paris Hilton lg ML.
Tekan bwh>>>
Down loading……
lllllllllllllllllllllllll70%
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file ERROR!
Nekad……..!HP kok dipake nonoton VCD?!






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 Seorang co buta lewat pasar ikan.
Dia mengendus-endus baud an berusaha mengenali daerah yang dilewati.
“oh, ini pasti komplek pelacuran yang gue lewatin tadi mlm.
Soalnya bau mem**nya makin jelas.




 Alkisah di sebuah negeri banyak laki2 ngeri akan seorang raja.
Ternyata laki2 dr negri lain jg takut dgn raja yang lengkapnya bernama
RAJA SINGA tsb.




 Kenapa Osama Bin Laden membunuh istrinya yang ke 37?
Krn dia mengira melihat brewok saddam husen di balik rok istrinya.




 Wherever you go, whetever you do,
Tiap ketemu kamu ske selalu nafsu!




 Menurut hasil penelitian diketahui bahwa
Cowok dan pohon pisang berbeda.
Kl pohon pisang: pisangnya diatas jantungnya dibawah.
Kl cowok: jantungnya diatas dan pisangnya dibawah.






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Kenapa waktu diperkosa kamu tidak berusaha
Mengenali wajah pelakunya Tanya polisi.
Masalahnya selain gelap saya juga merem pak.




Saat mati lampu, sepasang suami istri ML.
“pa punya kamu besar sekali mala mini”
“makanya nyalain lilin, Ma. Yang kamu pegang itu lampu senter!”




Pengantin baru mengaku ke temennya kalau mereka
Hanya ML pada hari2 yang berawalan S.
Ternyata maksudnya bukan Senin, Selasa sama Sabtu aja?
Tapi juga Setiap rabu, Setiap kamis, Setiap jum’at
Dan Setiap minggu.




When its raining setbacks,
use your smile as an umbrella!




Jack & jill went up the hill to have a little fun.
But stupid jill forget the pill. And now they have a son.




Kakek2 dituduh memperkosa menantunya.
Waktu ditanya dia jawab. Soalnya saya udah
Soalnya saya udah kengen pengen ngeliat cucu!







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• All nice things in life are illegal, immoral, or make you grow fat.




• Keluhan orang batak:
Sejak BBM naik hidup tambah SIMANUNGKALIT.
Harga-harga NAEK SAGALA.
PANDAPOTAN MANURUNG.
Hidup bagai mendaki TOBING.
Tak ada lagi HARAHAP.
Rambut rontok nyaris POLTAK.
Anak2 menangis MARPAUNG-PAUNG.
Otak jadi SITOMPUL
Tapi kita diminta sabar SITORUS!
BONAR-BONAR BUTET dah!!!
Mind nono stop. If I were 2 meet U, I’d play with Ur body non stop.




• Kau sentuk punyaku
Kusentuh punyamu
Kau pegang punyaku
Kupegang punyamu
Kau remas punyaku
Ku remas punyamu
Itulah cara bersalaman yang baik………..




• If I end U a txt. I can play with Ur thoughs
Nonstop. If I give U a call, I can play with ur




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saat fajar melukis langit dalam satu sapuan
emas. kubisikkan namamu pada matahari. agar
cinta kita sehangat mentari pagi.




I hope that you finally understand, that I will
love you untill the end, because your not just
my girl, you are also my best friend!




Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i
asked why r u out? tear said there is
someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is
no place of me.




when time comes for u to give ur heart to
someone, make sure that u select someone
who will never break ur heart, cuz broken
heart has no spare parts




the hardest thing in life is watching someone
you love, loving someone else






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in this valentine's day...Just want to say...I
Love You. Moooooore tahn I can SAY!!!




kita maknai keagungan dan kesucian cinta
dengan penuh ketulusan, saling menghargai,
menghormati dan menerima kelebihan dan
kekurangan. selamat hari valentine. semoga
cinta kita abadi selamanya




I've got back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here. till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend.




ciuman pertama adalah kata yang diucapkan oleh
bibir yang menyatakan hati sbg tahta, cinta
sebagai raja & kesetiaan sbg mahkotanya.




it's here...the day to celebrate love, yes its
valentines day, u were mine, u r mine and i m
sure that u ll remain mine for rest of my life.
Happy valentine's day.





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Without Love--dayz are

sadday,
moanday,
tearday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday, so be in luv everyday...
Wish U a Happy Valentine's Day



sending u 1000 smile, take one for now, and
keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
pickout one every morning, because I want to
see u smiling always.
so be my valntine today





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I cant hear U,
I cant see U,
I cant hol U,
but I really do miss U,
Happy valentines day, may best friend




I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-
one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait
in the world longest queue. just for the
pleasure of a moment with u.




sweet as a rose bud, bright as a star, cute as a
kitten thats what u are. bundles of joy
sunshine and fun you everything i luv all
rolled into I.




what if cupid ruled d world and valentine
was d prince of cupid's kingdom? I think evry
day would be a valentines day! dat means
evry day is another chance 2 show our loved
anes tender lovin care in a special way!





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SELAMAT! anda berhak mendapatkan cinta
dari pengirim SMS ini. untuk konfirmasi
segera kirim jawaban :YES!




sgt nikmat. bibir kita bpacu bsama nafsuku yg
memburu. aplg saat jari2ku menyentuh
lubangmu. oh...bermain suling memang
romantis.




if U need advice, message me, if need a
friend, call me, if U need help, email me,if u
need money, nomer yang anda tuju tidak dapat
dihubungi.TERIMA KASIH.




Love is sweet poison:...do not consume
without your beloved's advise..and keep out
of reach of children.. and keep it in cool and
dark place.




if U update this message thats bcos u love me.
..if u save it thats bcozu desire me...& if u
ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. so what u
gonna do with It?







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if you fall in river there is a boat...
if you fall in well there is rope...
but if you fall in love there is no hope!




orang bilang 1 jam sama dengan 60 menit.1
menit sama dengan 60 detik. tapi mereka gak
tau kalau 1 detik tanpa kamu bagiku serasa
seabad!




U r sweet as bailey, as strong as tequila, as
warm as cognac, as exotic as malibu, as heady
as a coktail & as spesial as a champagne. I am
simply drunk on U.




akan kuberikan segala yang kupunya
akan kuberikan seluruh uangku
akan kuberikan seluruh hartaku
BUKAN KEPADAMU!
tapi kepada kekasihku!




Iam in hospital now. after 5 menit, I will be
transfered to a surgery room. the doctor
told me, I will die if I stop RECEIVING YOUR SMS.






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if in the dark...we lose sight of love...hold my
hand & have no far.. we'll be together, I will
be there.




Love till it hurts & when it hurts, love some
more.
And when it hurt some more, love even
more...
And when it hurt even more, love till it hurt
no more!!




A DOCTOR can save my life. A LAWYER can
defend my life. A SOLDIER can give me a
peaceful life. but only you can give me a
MEANINGFUL LIFE.




there is always a reason 4 evrthin
A reason 2 live,
a reason 2 die,
a reason 2 cry,
but if U can find
a reason to smile,
can I b da reason 4 a while?




when U need someone to b beside u and no
One is around, just gaze up in the sky, U
mite not C me, but b sure dat V r under the
same sky....






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take my eyes but let me see U...
take my mind but let me think about U...
take my hand but let me touch U...
but don't try to take my heart
coz its already with U...




hello! What's wrong with your mobile? tried
so many times but it says "The subscriber
your are trying to reach is in your heart"!!




My eyes Miss U, My Feeling LOVE U, My hand
Need U, My Mind CAll U, My Heart just 4 U. I
will Die without U, Bcoz I Love U.




this love is Love the Love best Love way
Love to Love say Love Love to U Love that
Love I Love Miss Love U Love, read it again
without word Love!




take my eyes but let me see U...
take my mind but let me think about U...
take my hand but let me touch U...
but don't try to take my heart
coz its already with U...




No matter how sad, no matter how sick, I feel
better just thinking of you...but i'm happier
each time isend you a mas4sage 'coz i know
'ill be DISTURBING YOU!






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if someone would ask me what a beautiful life
means, I would lean my head on your
shoulder n hold u close to me n answer with a
smile:'Like this!"




How can I spell s_ccess?
or h_mble?
c_te?
or tr_st,
bea_tif_I?
& how can I say I LOVE_?
I MISS_?
INEED_?
Then how can I spend my LIFE wt out U?




Saat cemburu membakar hatimu
ingatlah setiap kenangan indah
yg telah kita ciptakan bersama
maka kau akan tahu
cintaku hanya semata untukmu!




if i get ur SMILE, I don't need FLOWERS,
if I get ur VOICE, I don't need MUSIC,
if U speak to me, I don't need anybody else,
Coz Ure everyting 2 me




you can fall from a mountain, you can fall
from a tree, but the best way to fall, is to fall
in love with me.....







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Kenapa manusia dilarang berjudi? krn judi itu
permainannya setan. Klo manusia berjudi entar
setan main apa? Uler tangga?




Klo HP kamu masih monophonic ato sudah
polyphonic tapi kurang keras bunyinya bisa lho
dibuat stereo. Carany gampang. Bawa aja ke toko
elektronik.Terus minta pasangin amply+
speaker sistem. Ditanggung suaranya dahsyat deh!




I am on holiday...when I think of holiday I
think of the beach, when I think of the beach I
think of the sea, when I think of the sea, I
think of the jellyfish... when I think of jellyfish, I
think of YOU!!!!!!!!




Udah dulu ya. Gue nagntuk. SMS-an ama elo tu
gocap ditambah gocap. Cepek deh......!




Mau mesra cium bibir, Mau enak cium dekat
dada. Mau nikmat cium yg dibawah pusar.
Mau yg lebih panas! Turun aja lagi...CIUM
TUH ASPAL!




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Kamu mau foto bugil Jenifer Lopez?Kirimkan
dulu foto bugilmu ke redaksi majalh diding
sekolah.




Doa'in gue ya. Td gue br chek up ke dokter.
ternyata gue kena penyakit BEAUTIFULIST.
Semacam penyakit MAKIN CANTIK gitu. Gak
nular sih. Cuma gak bisa sembuh aja........




Friend: someone tel you things while
you are alive, things that others tell after you
die.




1x senyum...curiga hilang
1x senyum...rejeki datang
1x senyum...jadi sahabat
1x senyum...jadi pacar
1x senyum...gigi kering!




Olah rag ringan setelah capek baca SMS.Mata
lirik kanan-kiri, hidung kembang-kempis,mulut
dibuka, maju mundurkan lidahmu, ya terus....
bagus....lakukan sampai orang yang melihat anda
tersenyum.






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!VH VH VH vnH. "vhu-3uohd puvh>!lvqw3w
UV9U3P V>vqw3w nvw 063q & hopoq
visnuvw vhuvh"
Baca dengan posisi terbalik!



Semua tiarap!Ini adalah PERAMPOKAN! yang
ganteng berdiri di sebelah kanan. aYang cantik
disebelah kiri! yg jelek ditengah2. Heh, kamu!
Jgn pura2 baca SMS! Hayo, ketengah!



Hidup ini hanya sebentar. Sebentar duduk,
sebentar berdiri, sebentar makan, sebentar
minum, sebentar nonton teve, sebsntar ya..............
gue BOKER dulu!he-he-he-.....



A friend is someone who know the song of
your heart n who can sing it for you when
you have foegotten it.



Uadah pernah dengar lagu HENING! Gini
lagunya. HEning, Selasa, Rabu, Kamis, Jum'at,
Sabtu, Minggu itu nama-nama hari.......





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AWAS! virus handphone menyerang!HP
kamu terkena virus ini. Matikan HP mu.
Keluarkan SIM CARD-nya dan segera
hancurkan!



Ini SMS seru!!!!!!!!!!
Sangat seru !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Seru banget!!!!!!!!!
Pokoke seru!!!!!!!!
Asli seru!!!!!!!!
Soalnya penuh tanda seru.........hi hi hi !



U cry, I cri
U laugh, I laugh
U jump out of the bridge, I look down and
then laugh again. HA-ha-ha-ha!



Aku sungguh gak nyangka. Napasku terhenti.
jantungku berdegup keras. Benarkah ini yang
terjadi?Kuberanikan diri bertanya padamu
"kamu KENTUT ya"



Mengapa WHY selalu ALWAYS tetapi BUT
tidak pernah NEVER?
Karena BECAUSE itu THAT, bego!




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+I want U to know that our friendship means a
lot tome!




+Coba tes bahasa Inggris lo. Ucapkan dengan
jelas dan keras:wolf wolf roof roof woof
roof wolf roof woof woof.
Hasil tes" bisa jadi anjing pelacak!




+Sungguh hampa hidupku tanpa dirimu.
Apa yang harus kulakukan tanpamu? Begitu banyak
kenangan kenangan saat kita bersama. Kini kau pergi
tak kembali lagi...ooh SMS GRATIS.




+Gue kangen banget ama lo. Tiap pulang ke
rumah inget lo. Tanpa lo hidup gue
berantakan. Please, balik ama gue! Gue mohon
krn gue bener-bener butuh seorang PEMBANTU!




+Maaf ya, banyak monyet yang kesal krn nerima
SMS yang ngejelek-jelekin mereka. Kamu jgn
marah, krn menurut aku, kamu tuh monyet
paling keren sedunia! bener deh!





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+Kucoba melukis wajahmu
jangan bergerak!!
hampir selesai.
Oke. selesai.
#****#
(o..0)
(-_)
tuh,kan!makanya jangan gerak2 ta!




+Aku punya pantun........
Anak kambing hilang disawah
Orang kampung sibuk mencari
Klo kamu tekan ke bawah
............
Kamulah kambing yang dicari




+RtWQ2%^ Yhj9:k artinya KAMU CAKEP.
Gr2$5 Afre87^ artinya KAMU KEREN.
itu adalah bahasa ALIEN. Jadi maaf aja klo yang
ngangap kamu cakep dan keren cuma ALIEN!




+Seorang anak yang balejar agama nanya ke pak
guru. Pak, kenapa klo adam dan hawa
diciptakan sempurna,kok temen saya yang
baca SMS ini jelek banget ya?




+saya suka sebel sama situ sebab situ suka
senyum-senyum sama saya sedang saya segan
sebab senyum situ sungguh-sungguh sama
seperti senyum..SAPI!





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* A ring is round has no end, so is my love
For you my friend.




* People live, people die.
People lough, people cry.
Some give up, some will try.
Some say Hi, some say bye.
Others may forget U, but never will I.



* Kalau lo piker gak punya waktu untuk menyatakan cinta,
Kirimin aja sinyalnya lewat SMS dari HP lo.
Atau missed call juga bolehlah….he-he-he.



* I know U R So-So-So -B-u-S-Y
But…take 3 second to think of me
1. …
2. …
3. …
So sweet. Now continue ur work..



* Berikut ini hal yang kubenci tentang kamu.
1. …..
2. …..
3. …..
4. …..
Kok gak ada ya? Itu krn aku suka semuanya tentang kamu!






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-Km akan mendapat HP Nokia baru kl menelepon kenomor ini.
08128725689. Syaratnya tdk terlalu sulit. Cukup menangis
Seharian dan mengancam pgn bunuh diri kl keinginanmu tdk dipenuhi.



-Ini hasil foto lo dari HP gue kemarin.
&$&
( O..O )
( ~ )
“ “
“ & & “--~



-SELAMAT! Km mendapat hadiah PUZZLE.
Caranya bantinglah HP ini ke tembok sekeras-kerasnya.
Setelah itu km bisa menyusunnya kembali spt PUZZLE.
Mudah kan?



-Karena banyaknya permintaan dari pelanggan
Mk kami akan memberikan PULSA GRATIS.
Bawalah surat keterangan miskin dr RT/RW
Lalu tunjukan surat itu ke POS POLISI terdekat



-Friendship is like peeing in your pants. Every one can C it.
But only can feel its true warmth. Thank U 4 being the pee in my pants.XXX






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 Sudah makan belum?kalo belum gue kasih
KWACI. Kwacian deh lo !



 Gue suka punya temen kayak lo karena lo
Menyayani, Optimis, Nekad. Yakin, Empati & Tekun.
Jadi gak salah kalo elo spt M.O.N.Y.E.T!



 Minta duit diomelin babe.
Minta pempek dikasih sayur lodeh.
Capek deh….!



 Kita telusuri bersama jalan ini sambil bergandeng tangan. Kau temani aku di sepanjang perjalanan hidupku. Kau pun mungil, cerdas dan lucu. Terima kasih sudah menjadi
TOPENG MONYETKU!KEKEKEKEKE



 Welcome 2 : www.cute.com

Type your password
New member name : CUTE
Processing……………………..
……………………………………….
DENIED!
Too old 2 b cute.
Please try:www.old.com




 Silahkan pilih 1. Telpon balik kl gue cute. 2. Kirim SMS klo gue baik N funky. 3. Missed call klo gue cakep. 4. Jgn lakukan apapun klo semua benar!




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Numeric (Angka)
:-o hbtu o-: ================> happy berthday to you (met ultah ya)
@WRK ================> at work (lagi kerja)
2 ================> to (kepada, untuk)
2bctnd ================> to be continued (bersambung)
2d4 ================> to die for (rela mati)
2g4u ================> to good for you (terlalu bagus buat kamu)
A3 ================> anytime, anywere, anyplace(kapanpun dimanapun, dimana saja)
A41 ================> All for 1 (semua untukmu)
B ================> be (ada, jadi)
B4 ================> before (sebelum)
BaBitsU ================> baby its you (kamulah yang kumaksud)
C ================> Charlie
C4urself ================> see for your self (lihat saja sendiri)
Cld9? ================> cloud nine (serasa di surga)
CM ================> call me (telepon aku)
D ================> date (kencan)
Da ================> the
Dat ================> that (itu, bahwa)
DC ================> disconnect (tak terhubung)
Dk ================> don,t know (tidak tahu)
F ================> female (cewek)





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• Apa arti singkatan MZ pada nama ustad Zainudin MZ?
Memang Zainudin. Ternyata dia anak ke 26.
Krn anak pertama namanya Zainudin MA, anak kedua Zainudin MB, dst….


• What’s happening??? I tried to call U many times.
But I keep getting te opretor saying.
“sorry, the subscriber U’re calling is having sex. Please try again later.”


• Kamus Inggris pemula
MISSCALL = nona penelepon.
SELFISH = jual ikan.
ALLRIGHT= semua ke kanan.
MISUNDERSTANDING= nona paling pengertian.
LONG TIME NO SEE= sudah lama buta.

• SMS ini hanya dpt dibaca orang cakep.
Kosong.
Coba lagi.
Masih kosong.


• Pasangan suami istri Cina memiliki anak pertama yg kulitnya hitam.
Rambutnya keriting dan anunya gede banget.
Anak itu diberi nama SAM TING WRONG!






• Maaf, ternyata anda tidak cakep.
Yee maksa!
Klo jelek ya jelek aja!


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;@ ================> apa
*<):o) ================> badut
:-) ================> bahagia
< - | ================> bego
**== ================> bendera amerika
&:-) ================> berambut kribo
(o)(o) ================> berdada besar
[-O< ================> berdoa
:-)= ================> berjanggut
B-) ================> berkacamata
:-{) ================> berkumis
:-? ================> Berpikir
:-“ ================> bersiul
+<:-| ================> biarawan/biarawati
:@ ================> berteriak
:-/ ================> bingung
:---} ================> bohong
:-ozz ================> bosan
|-) ================> BT, bête
:-[ ================> cemberut
(:-D ================> cerewet
>- ================> cewek
:-) 8< ================> cewek ABG




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Emoticons (English)

Kamus bahasa Indonesia
7an===============>Tujuan
ABCD==============>Aih bo’ cape deh
ABG===============>anak baru gede
ACK===============>aku cinta kamu
BBS===============> bobo’-bobo’ siang
Bgmn==============>bagaimana
Bgt ===============> banget
CE================> cewek
CO================> cowok
COLENAK===========>cowok jelek namun aksi
Dpn================>depan
Drod===============>daripada
EGP================>emang gue pikirin
EMKL===============>eh, makelar
Gak================>gak, enggak
G,BGT==============>gak banget
HBS================>habis
HR=================>hari
Illfil================>ilang feeling, sebel
J9==================>juga
Jadul===============>jaman dulu, kuno
KRJ =================>kerja
KDL=================>kacian deh lo….!





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• Pasangan suami istri Cina memiliki anak pertama yg kulitnya hitam.
Rambutnya keriting dan anunya gede banget.
Anak itu diberi nama SAM TING WRONG!



• Apa arti singkatan MZ pada nama ustad Zainudin MZ?
Memang Zainudin. Ternyata dia anak ke 26.
Krn anak pertama namanya Zainudin MA, anak kedua Zainudin MB, dst….



Anak nanya ibunya. Knp surge ada di bawah
telapak kaki ibu? Ibunya jawab. Krn klo
di antara kedua paha ibu, itu surge bapakmu, Nak



Aku mau dua kali, kamu minta tiga kali.
Mana bisa enjoy klo mainnya dipinggir kali.




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• Kamus Inggris pemula
MISSCALL = nona penelepon.
SELFISH = jual ikan.
ALLRIGHT= semua ke kanan.
MISUNDERSTANDING= nona paling pengertian.
LONG TIME NO SEE= sudah lama buta.



Lg asik ML co nanya. Kamu kentut ya.
Ce malu2. Iya. Koko kamu tau sih, kan gak ada suara?
Tau dong. Abis telurku spt ada yg niup.
Rasanya….semriwing!



A town designer ask a town
planner: “what erroe do U think there is in
planning a women?”
Planner:” I thing the entertainment area was put too
close 2 the sewage area.averything fucked.



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This dog, is dog, a dog, goo dog, way dog,
2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idot dog, busy dog,
4 dog, 20 dog, second dog! Now dog,
Now, read without the word dog.



Saat kampanye partai politik senang membodohi rakyat.
Krn klo rakyatnya pada pintar pasti mrk tdk akan
memilih parpol itu. Kan orang pinter pilih tolak angin!

Lg asik ML co nanya. Kamu kentut ya.
Ce malu2. Iya. Koko kamu tau sih, kan gak ada suara?
Tau dong. Abis telurku spt ada yg niup.
Rasanya….semriwing!


Saat kampanye partai politik senang membodohi rakyat.
Krn klo rakyatnya pada pintar pasti mrk tdk akan
memilih parpol itu. Kan orang pinter pilih tolak angin!





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Another Day
Another Way
Another Pray
Another Hope
Another Tear
Another Fear
Another Year
Another Smile
Another Mile
Another Few
But Never Ever Another U…..

Something in Ur smile which speaks to me,
Something in Ur voice which sing to me,
Something in Ur eyes which say to me,
That U are the dearest to me….


Love doesn’t ask who r U?
Love only says U r mine.
Love doesn’t ask where r U from?
Love only says U live in my heart.
Love doesn’t ask what do U do?
Love only says U make my heart beat.
Love doesn’t askwhy r U far away?
Love only says U r always with me.
Love doesn’t ask do U love me?
Love only says I LOVE U.




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Want to earn money from IDR 50 per day from
Coca-cola? Easy way.
Collect cap coca-cola bottle, nail into the wood.
Shake at crossroads as he sang ....


This dog, is dog, a dog, goo dog, way dog,
2 dog, keep dog, an dog, idot dog, busy dog,
4 dog, 20 dog, second dog! Now dog,
Now, read without the word dog.


Eh, percuma deh lo baca SMS ini. Udah dibilang
Jangan baca kok msh dibaca?yeee!
Bisa dikasih tau baik-baik tidak?!ini SMS gak perlu
Dibaca.!




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Left to sms you, my heart was pounding.
Not know why. Finally I dared to
To express. That so far I very love
to my pulse

Friend r angels that come from above. Sent by god 4 me 2 luv.
So wen U r lonely sad n blue remember I’ll be there 4 U.

Another Day
Another Way
Another Pray
Another Hope
Another Tear
Another Fear
Another Year
Another Smile
Another Mile
Another Few
But Never Ever Another U…..



Something in Ur smile which speaks to me,
Something in Ur voice which sing to me,
Something in Ur eyes which say to me,
That U are the dearest to me….





Love doesn’t ask who r U?
Love only says U r mine.
Love doesn’t ask where r U from?
Love only says U live in my heart.
Love doesn’t ask what do U do?
Love only says U make my heart beat.
Love doesn’t askwhy r U far away?
Love only says U r always with me.
Love doesn’t ask do U love me?
Love only says I LOVE U.





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Send this fish for you as a sign of our pershabatan.
Save the good in your hp. Do not forget ... every day enter your hp
Into the water so that fish not dead.



SMS was sent in English. Klo you read dlm
Bhs Indonesia means hp km dah damaged. Give it
Hpmu this SMS to the sender....



Ssssttt ... it's a secret. TOP SECRET! Not be given out to anyone.
Do not say to my friends if I'm cool.



If you understand and comprehend this SMS
Please read very lg. SMS was created krn
Just to be read by a madman.


Discard the wind out of wind. I do not care





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Baker hit by a mini metro. The police came & asked.
"What is it, sir?" Baker said yg udah dying
"There is a sense of pineapple, cheese, chocolate mocca same taste."


When I send this SMS to ngebales km gk jg tell.
You can always tell a pizza, brownies, ice cream, chocolate,
Money or other ... PLEASE.



Skinny cat a bath on the board.
Ask the fish cakes given bowsprit.
Not any sort muke lo latrines.
Muke lo klo pouted ancur added.





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