Sesudah pergi ke dukun, suami yg impoten
Dijamin sembuh asal gak denger suara cicak.
Malamnya dipraktekin ke istri. Mainnya hebat
Shg istri senang & berdecak kagum.
“ck-ck-ck….”jd impoten lagi deh.




(_!_) an ass.
(_!_) fat ass.
(!) tight ass.
(_?_) dumb ass.
(_*_) sore ass.
(_zzz_) tired ass.
(_E=mc2_) smart ass.
(_x_) kiss my ass.

Atrain is bout to crash! A frantic virgin strips
Off & say “ can any one make me feel like a
Woman be4 I die?” so, a man takes off his
Clothes & says “ iron these!”




Kakek moyangku seorang pelaut.
Punya senjata di bawah perut.
Bisa memanjang, bisa mengkerut.
Kalau menembak perutmu gendut!







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