Anak laki2 pengen pipis diangkot. Ibunya gak
Ngasih. Anaknya gak tahan dan bilang, “Klo gitu
Biar aku pipis di mulut mama kayak papa waktu itu.




Old Chinese proveb says “ man with erection
Walking through door sideways going
To Bangkok!”




The first day we met, I wanted U mind in my baed.
2 day I know better, so I will write in my letter.
In my bed I’ve see so many faces.
So I’ll fuck U at differ.




Kakek yg kena stroke mau nyalain TV, minta
Remote control ke suster. : utel, olong….
Emut otol…” Susternya jadi tersipu : “Aih
Bapak, masa saya yang ngemut unya bapak?”






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