Si kembar ngobrol dlm perut ibunya.
“ Tempat kt goyang! Bapak dtg lg.” Yg satu bingung.
“Sepertinya bkn Bapak deh. Bapak kan dl dtg gal pernah
Pake jas hujan.




Cewek gatel ngobrol ama cowoknya. “ Kenapa cokelat
Lbh enak daripada tit**? Cowoknya bingung shg si cewek
Jawab sendiri.” Krn cokelat masih enak biarpun sudah lembek.”




Getting Another boyfriend or husband is like
Buying a house. U have 2 improve yourself.




Taukah kamu. Jika lontong isi daging namanya
Arem-arem. Tapi jika daging dimasukin lontong
Pasti dijamin merem-merem.







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