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Say…kau adalah idaman hatiku.
Say…tanpamu hidupku terasa hampa
Say… aku sungguh menginginkanmu.
Merasakan da menikmatimu.
Say….
Sayur bayam seikat berapa, ya?

Menurut cowok mata keranjang, cinta itu
Seperti HP. Love is like Nokia: connecting
people. Like Nike : just do it. Like Pepsi : ask
for more. Like Samsung: Every body is invited!

Money can buy a house, but not a home.
Money can buy aclock but not the time.
Money can but sex but not love. So pass me
All ur money n let me suffer 4 U….!

Ternyata Indonesia sudah dari dulu
Terbiasa dengan terror. Buktinya nenek kita
Sudah gak aneh dengan ayam, terror
Bebek, terror puyuh, terror dadar, terror
Asin, sampai reror mata sapi!


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Lobang apa yang rasanya hangat, nikmat dan
Nyaman?
LO BANGun pagi-pagi, tarik selimut dan tidur
Lagi!




Kenapa air laut asin?
Karena ikannya pada keringetan.




Apa beda monyet jaman dulu sama monyet
Jaman sekarang sekarang? Monyet jaman sekarang bisa
Baca SMS kayak yg nreima SMS ini.




Benda apa yg putih kecil tapi kalo dipukul bisa
Bisa bangunin orang satu kampong?
Nasi nempel di bedung.






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He came to me last nite…Exploired my
Body… Licked-sucked-swllowed & had his
Fill..when satisfied he left… I was hurt…
DAMN MOSQUITO!!!




If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances
Are of getting head?




Perasaan cinta itu ibarat kentut. Ditahan sakit.
Dilepas malu. Tapi saat udah keluar…Duh,
Leganya!




I seem to have lost my phone number.
Can I have yours?






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2 live a life, I need brains, reflex, perception,
Look, IQ, knowledge, way of ekspression, N
Many more mental aquilities. Hats off 2 U, coz
U manage 2 live without them.




Saat aku sedih kau ada disampingku. Saat aku
Marah kau ada di dekatku. Saat kumenangis
Kau ada di sisiku. Skrg aku sadar. Kau ternyata
Pembawa sial untukku!




Orang Amerika kentut bilang ‘EXCUSE ME’.
Orang Inggris kentut bilang ‘PARDON ME’.
Orang Australia kentut bilang ‘I’M SORRY.
Orang Indonesia kentut bilang “NOT ME! NOT ME!”






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