Romatic SMS 2

man in Love is like a mountain .
He is large but constant and (love) vulnerable,
At any time he could erupt,
Singe anything that met




Women in love is like nails
He is only the tip of your fingers,
But berlahan grow slowly,
Quietly and persistently increasing
If cut, it grows and grows again.





It requires far fewer
Compared friendship




Love makes us feel
Life is precious and







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Romantic SMS


You can give without loving someone something,
But you can not love someone without giving him something



You do not love someone the woman because she is beautiful,
She looked beautiful because you love her




Falling in love is a thrilling experience that




Love is not the basis of happiness,
But without love is a basic sadness






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Sex tergantung mobil apa yang anda miliki.
IAUZU PANTHER. Isep susu pantat muter-
Muter
JAGUAR : Janda gatel suka anu besar
AUDI: Anunya suka di isep
HONDA CRV : Haiiyya lo bosen dada cari vag***




Malam di kkutub bisa amat panjang mencapai 6
Bulan. Itulah sebabnya orang Eskimo yg
Pacaran semalam, begitu bangun tau2 perutnya
Sudah melendung besar.




I luv the way it rubs against the soft pink fles
Creatin a creamy foamy liquid. As it thrust in &
Out up & down. Cant wait til next time. I LUV
MY TOOTHBRUSH.




Marriage is a 3 ring circus: an engagement
Ring, a wedding ring, N suffering.






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Jika kita gak pernah bertemu, aku gak bakal
suka sama. Jika aku gak suka kamu aku gak
bakal mencintai kamu. Jika aku gak cinta kamu
aku gak bakal kehilangan kamu. Tapi hari ini
aku begitu kehilanganmu. Dimana kamu
DOMPETKU?




Kahlil Gibran bilang: kalau kamu mencintai
Seseorang biarkan dia pergi. Krn kalau dia
Kembali kamu tau bahwa dia memang cinta
Sejatimu. Tapi aku lebih suka kamu pergi dan
Tak kembali. TAKSI ARGO KUDA SIALAN!




Jika tuhan memberiku kesempatan untuk
Hidup 2x, aku tak akan menjalani semuanya
Bersamamu. Karena 1x kenal kam aja aku
Nyesel banget!




Agar pohon cinta kita tetap tumbuh dan
Berbunga mesra, kita akan selalu menyirami
Danmemupuknya dengan kasih sayang.






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Jika kita gak pernah bertemu, aku gak bakal
suka sama. Jika aku gak suka kamu aku gak
bakal mencintai kamu. Jika aku gak cinta kamu
aku gak bakal kehilangan kamu. Tapi hari ini
aku begitu kehilanganmu. Dimana kamu
DOMPETKU?




Kahlil Gibran bilang: kalau kamu mencintai
Seseorang biarkan dia pergi. Krn kalau dia
Kembali kamu tau bahwa dia memang cinta
Sejatimu. Tapi aku lebih suka kamu pergi dan
Tak kembali. TAKSI ARGO KUDA SIALAN!




Jika tuhan memberiku kesempatan untuk
Hidup 2x, aku tak akan menjalani semuanya
Bersamamu. Karena 1x kenal kam aja aku
Nyesel banget!




Agar pohon cinta kita tetap tumbuh dan
Berbunga mesra, kita akan selalu menyirami
Danmemupuknya dengan kasih sayang.






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2 live a life, I need brains, reflex, perception,
Look, IQ, knowledge, way of ekspression, N
Many more mental aquilities. Hats off 2 U, coz
U manage 2 live without them.




Saat aku sedih kau ada disampingku. Saat aku
Marah kau ada di dekatku. Saat kumenangis
Kau ada di sisiku. Skrg aku sadar. Kau ternyata
Pembawa sial untukku!




Orang Amerika kentut bilang ‘EXCUSE ME’.
Orang Inggris kentut bilang ‘PARDON ME’.
Orang Australia kentut bilang ‘I’M SORRY.
Orang Indonesia kentut bilang “NOT ME! NOT ME!”






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Onta hewan padang pasir. Adanya Cuma di
Mesir. Cuma elo yg gue taksir. Tiap inget lo
Gue nyengir.




I never knew it would be so hard 2 love U. I
Never knew it would be so hard 2 forget U. I
Never knew it would be so hard 2 get over U.
Coz U never knew how much I Love U.




Pengen pacar keren? Segera hubungi pemilik
SMS ini!
NOTE : persediaan terbatas. Hanya pengirim
Yg memenuhi syarat yg dapat.




Orang bilang gula manis, demikian juga madu.
Orang bilang cokelat manis demikian juga susu.
Tapi kamulah gula, madu, cokelat dan susu
Bagiku. Jadi, malam minggu ini akan lebih
Sempurna kalau kamu membuatkan minuman
Untukku!






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Hatiku hangat oleh belaianmu
Setiap kali kugenggam jemarimu
Kehangatan cintamu mengaliri nadiku
Membuatku semakin mencintaimu
Dari waktu ke waktu.




What I feel for u, is really true.
U got to know, I need U so.
When U R gone, I can’t go on
Cant’t U C, that U R the only one 4 me?




Love is like a golden chain that links our
Heart together.
If you break that chain
Youll break my heart 4ever!






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Love is sweet poison:..do not consume
Without your beloved’s advice…and keep out
Of reach of children…and keep it in cool and
Dark place.




Ur word ANTIBIOTICS,
Ur smile ANALGESIC,
Ur touch ANTI-INFLAMATORY,
Ur presence is ANTISEPTIC,
UR sms IS ANTY-PHYRIC…
That’s why Inever fallill:-)




You must be a good runner because you are
Always running in my mind. You must be a
Good thief because you have stolen mu heart.
And I am always a bad shooter because Imiss
You always….





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My eyes Miss U, My feeling LOVE U, My hand
Need U, My mind Call U, My heart just 4 U
I will die without U, Bcozz I Love U




No matter how sad, no matter how sick,
I feel better just thinking of you…but
I’m happier each time I send you a mes4sage ‘coz I know
I’ll be DISTURBING YOU!




A DOCTOR can save my life.
A LAWYER can defend my life.
But only you can give me a MEANINGFUL LIFE






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This love is Love best Love way
Love to Love say Love to Love U Love that
Love I Love Miss Love U Love,
read it again without word Love




Hello! What’s wrong with your mobile? Tried
So many times but it says” the subscriber
Your are trying to reach is in your heart”!!




Take me eyes but let me see U…
Teke my mind but let me Think about U…
Take Hnad but let me Touch U…
But don’t try to take my Heart
Coz its already wth U…






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U’ve won my love now I love U.
This heart of mine I give 2 U.
So keep it safe as I have done.
For u have 2 and I have none.




Jika setetes air berarti rasa cinta, maka rasa
Cintaku kepadamu adalah musim hujan yang
Mengakibatkan banjir.




Kenapa orang ingin bercinta?Karena CINTA adalah :
C ara mata memandang
I ndahnya yang dipandang
N ikmatnya pun terbayang
T erutama saat terlentang
A aah rasanya sampai melayang…..




Heart change, I know they do…
But this heart will always belong to U…
Heart hurt, I know they do…
But this heart hurts more without U….




U’ll always be mine 4 now n 4ever.
U’ll always be mine 4 U r my treasure.
U’ll always be mine please tell me its true.
Please be mine 4ever I’ll always love U.






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Muah nunian, muah nuku, nenaya, nambutan, nambu, nelengkeng….
Iiih, sumbing ya…
NACIAN DEH LOOOH.




Bila anda sdh menerima peasn ini harap sgr
Dihapus krn bs membuat inbox anda penuh terus.
Tp klo terlanjur penuh harap sgr buang hp anda ke toilet




Jk kamu mengirim SMS ini ke 1000 orang
Mk cita2 u akan ter capai.
Jk kamu tdk mengirim sms ini maka pulsa yg bakal
Digunakan u/ mengirm SMS 1000x td akan tetap.




Pulsa kamu akan sgr habis? Jgn kawatir.
Kami menyediakan pulsa gratis.
Caranya mintalah penjual pulsa terdekat!
Kalau tdk dikasih ngotot aja.
Bilang saya yg ngasih tau!




Muah nunian muah nuku.
Nangan numa misa neledek lo





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Tiny starz shinin bright its time 4 me 2 say goodnite.
So close ur eyes & snuggle up tight.
Im wishin U sweet dream 2nite!




Dua orang yang saling jatuh cinta sering melakukan dimana saja.
Di kamar, di bangku mobil, di taman, di perpustakaan,bahkan dikamar mandi.
Yang mereka lakukan adlh MENGIRIM SMS CINTA!
Ce : sayang, benarkah hanya aku seorang yg kamu cintai?
Co : iya saying. Soalnya pacar2ku yang dulu sudah pada minta putus semua!
Cuma kam yang blom.




Gue mau dia mau : jadian deeh.
Dia mau gue gak mau : kacian deh lo !
Gue mau dia gak mau : setan lo !




Uve touched my heart Uve touched my soul.
Bcos of U I feel whole. U’ll always b my closest friend.
U’ll b in my heart 2 the very end.




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 A little clown is living in my heart. Small and very special.
It can dance and jump, laugh and sing.
Are you in pain and you need to cry, come and borrow it.




 A very special m8 of mine. In me heart all da time.
2 C U wiv a happy smyle makes my life feel worthwhile.
Warm & carin ur feelins true.
Im glad I av a m8 like u!




 Aku merasa SIMPATI padamu, krn kamu ibarat MENTARI yang membuat hatiku sebening XL, & aku BEBAS mencintaimu sepuAS hatiku.
Km pantas diacungi JEMPOL krn dr segi fisik adlh co yg sangat FLEXIbel. Kamulah FRENSku sampe sekarang.




 Life can be hard & not always fun. But as night bring dark morning brings sun.
Wen life gets tough & no I seem 2 care. Give me a call coz I’ll always b there.




 I
I L
I L O
I L O V
I L O V E
I L O V E Y
I L O V E YEE……KETIPU!







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saat fajar melukis langit dalam satu sapuan
emas. kubisikkan namamu pada matahari. agar
cinta kita sehangat mentari pagi.




I hope that you finally understand, that I will
love you untill the end, because your not just
my girl, you are also my best friend!




Last night, thinking of u, one tear rolled out, i
asked why r u out? tear said there is
someone so beautiful in ur eyes, now there is
no place of me.




when time comes for u to give ur heart to
someone, make sure that u select someone
who will never break ur heart, cuz broken
heart has no spare parts




the hardest thing in life is watching someone
you love, loving someone else






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in this valentine's day...Just want to say...I
Love You. Moooooore tahn I can SAY!!!




kita maknai keagungan dan kesucian cinta
dengan penuh ketulusan, saling menghargai,
menghormati dan menerima kelebihan dan
kekurangan. selamat hari valentine. semoga
cinta kita abadi selamanya




I've got back n u've got mine,
I'll help u out anytime.
2 see u hurt, 2 see u cry,
Makes me weep n wanna die.
I'll b right here. till the end,
Coz ur my Love& My Best friend.




ciuman pertama adalah kata yang diucapkan oleh
bibir yang menyatakan hati sbg tahta, cinta
sebagai raja & kesetiaan sbg mahkotanya.




it's here...the day to celebrate love, yes its
valentines day, u were mine, u r mine and i m
sure that u ll remain mine for rest of my life.
Happy valentine's day.





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Without Love--dayz are

sadday,
moanday,
tearday,
wasteday,
thirstday,
frightday,
shatterday, so be in luv everyday...
Wish U a Happy Valentine's Day



sending u 1000 smile, take one for now, and
keep the remaining 999 under ur pillow,
pickout one every morning, because I want to
see u smiling always.
so be my valntine today





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I cant hear U,
I cant see U,
I cant hol U,
but I really do miss U,
Happy valentines day, may best friend




I have liked many but loved very few. yet no-
one has been as sweet as u. I'd stand and wait
in the world longest queue. just for the
pleasure of a moment with u.




sweet as a rose bud, bright as a star, cute as a
kitten thats what u are. bundles of joy
sunshine and fun you everything i luv all
rolled into I.




what if cupid ruled d world and valentine
was d prince of cupid's kingdom? I think evry
day would be a valentines day! dat means
evry day is another chance 2 show our loved
anes tender lovin care in a special way!





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SELAMAT! anda berhak mendapatkan cinta
dari pengirim SMS ini. untuk konfirmasi
segera kirim jawaban :YES!




sgt nikmat. bibir kita bpacu bsama nafsuku yg
memburu. aplg saat jari2ku menyentuh
lubangmu. oh...bermain suling memang
romantis.




if U need advice, message me, if need a
friend, call me, if U need help, email me,if u
need money, nomer yang anda tuju tidak dapat
dihubungi.TERIMA KASIH.




Love is sweet poison:...do not consume
without your beloved's advise..and keep out
of reach of children.. and keep it in cool and
dark place.




if U update this message thats bcos u love me.
..if u save it thats bcozu desire me...& if u
ignore it thats bcoz u miss me. so what u
gonna do with It?







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