He came to me last nite…Exploired my
Body… Licked-sucked-swllowed & had his
Fill..when satisfied he left… I was hurt…
DAMN MOSQUITO!!!




If I flip a coin, what do you think my chances
Are of getting head?




Perasaan cinta itu ibarat kentut. Ditahan sakit.
Dilepas malu. Tapi saat udah keluar…Duh,
Leganya!




I seem to have lost my phone number.
Can I have yours?






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