Cewek maniak sex sedang diperkosa dua orang.
Tiba2 datang lh 3 orang.
Ceweknya teriak :”ayo…ayo silakan! Silakan!
Masih muat kok.




8 qualities of a PERFECT boyfriend :
Brave, intelligent, Gentle, Polite, Energitic,
Non-Alcoholic, Industrious, Self-Oerganised.
In short : B, I, G, P, E, N, I, S




Stlh tes darah,jari Aji dihisap suster yg
Kehabisan kapas.
Karena keenakan Aji nawarin :
“Habis ini saya mau tes urine ya, suster.”




My gilr friend said 2 me in bed last nihgt :
“U’re perfect”. Isaid : “That’s a big word 4
A girl of nine.” (Emo Phillips).






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